On my way to the Atlanta Zoo today I rode behind a Saturn Vue. This particular car, like many cars in GA, had a Jesus fish stuck to the back of it. Something was written in this particular fish and my naturally inquisitive nature tried to decipher it. Finally, I thought I had figured it out and read something so baffling that I laughed out loud.
"What?" asked No Wife of Consequence.
"I could swear the Jesus fish on that SUV says gefilte in it," I said with as much shock as I could muster.
"You're an idiot, it doesn't say gefilte," she said, "It probably says "gives life" or something like that."
I was forced to agree it was unlikely it said gefilte. As we pulled into the zoo parking lot, the Saturn was a couple of cars ahead. My wife was forced to pull very close to them as we entered the parking lot.
"Yeah, that's a Jesus fish that says gefilte in it," she said.
We parked very close to family that had the gefilte Jesus fish on the back of their car and I went right up and asked them where they procured this delightful little novelty. The husband told me he found it somewhere on the net.
Guess who's ordering a gefilte fish for his car? You bet your tuchus I am!
By the way, Pandas are super cute. I mean ridiculously cute. You almost can't determine a cuteness level they are so cute. If you don't believe me, click the Atlanta Zoo link above and load up the panda cam.
No 1 of Consequence
1 comment:
I don't know if it's better or worse that 99 percent of the drivers you pass won't know what Gefilte means. If anyone asks, tell them it's the name of Jesus's lawyer.
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